Saturday, May 17, 2008

Join the Heroes Liberation Organization (HLO)

The Heroes Liberation Organization (HLO) was founded by Alice and myself in response to the mysterious disappearances of heroes. Many of romances best heroes had started to disappear and their heroines, in growing concern, needed aid to find and reunite with their heroes.

After some investigation, it was discovered that an organization known as the Desert Island Keeper (DIK) had "drafted" heroes and brought to the DIK island where they were being taught un-hero-like tasks. Instead of fighting evil and the forces of darkness, the heroes were being taught how to give massages, dusting furniture and performing other un-hero-like activities. The hero draft continues:

ROUND 1 (completed): CarolynJean's.
ROUND 2 (completed): Sarai's
ROUND 3 (completed): lisabea's.
ROUND 4 (completed): MaryKate's.
ROUND 5 (completed): Christine's.
ROUND 6 (in progress): Katie(babs) & Kristie(J)'s.
Next...ROUND 7: Sula's!

After witnessing the horrors of the island, brave island insider Alice as joined me to found the HLO. Our manifesto is to:
  1. Create and maintain the Desert Island Keepers Hero Shelter and Liberation Get-Away.
  2. Protect and shelter heroes from DIK
  3. Liberate the heroes from their bondage.
  4. Reunite the heroes with their heroines.
  5. Help heroes readjust to the sane world.
  6. Drink foo-foo drinks made from our natural spring water.
For the Get-Away Island rules please see Alice's blog.

As previously stated by Alice, the following heroes have come to the island for "protection" and shelter:
  • Hari (Tiger Eye by Marjorie M. Liu) - For both Amy and Alice (yes, we share!!! ;p)
  • Morgan Grant (Someone to Watch Over Me by Lisa Kleypas) - For Alice
  • Julian of Macedon (Fantasy Lover by Sherrilyn Kenyon) - For Amy
  • Nick Gentry (Worth Any Price by Lisa Kleypas) - For Alice
  • Daemon Sadi (Black Jewel Trilogy, by Anne Bishop)- For Amy
  • Rafe McCay (The Touch of Fire by Linda Howard) - for Alice
  • Wren Tigarian (Unleash the Night by Sherrilyn Kenyon) - For Amy
  • Haku/Nigihayami Kohaku Nushi (Sen to Chihiro no Kamikakushi/Spirited Away by Hayao Miyazaki)- For Alice (I want him for my child, I want him to be with Chihiro and them as my children!)
  • Hawke, Riley, and Drew (Psy/Changeling by Nalini Singh) - For both Amy and Alice
  • Douglas, Duke of Ethingham (Lessons in Seduction by Melissa Schroeder) - For Alice
In hearing about the shelter, the following heroes after also arrived at the island:
  • Drustan and Daegus MacKeltar (Kiss of the Highlander and Dark Highlander by Karen Moning) - For Amy
In order for the rescues to be attempted, we need help. Please join us to liberate the heroes and reunite them with their heroines. Get-Away island membership is included with membership to the HLO!


little alys said...

Well said Amy! *raises drinks*
To the HLO! For our heroes!

Aymless said...

Drinks for everyone! That you and me! LOL

Katie(babs) said...

*sneaks off the orgy... er DIK island*

Why Aymless what a lovely place you have here!
*psst.. I stole some rum from DIK and give it to you as a blog/hut warming gift. Shhh don't tell anyone.

Aymless said...

Your secret is safe with us!

Would you like to be secret member" We'll keep hush-hush. After the draft is finished you are more than welcome to visit our get-away.

little alys said...

Kate- Hey! I didn't get stolen rum! And trying to kidnap Nick *narrows tiny eyes at Kate*. Join us, you know you want to. To liberate Michael... rescue him... =D

Amy- Don't get drunk on the rum, they may attempt at kidnapping before we even finish! ;P Aside from drink celebration- chocolate!

Aymless said...

Daemon Sadi has been taken by DIK... Rescue plans to be made.

Sarai said...

Now wait just a second. My heroes are very happy doing naughty things to me and me alone. They fight evil (the other females on the island) on a regular base and happen to like serving drinks and rubbing my feet.
I am insulted that you would think the heroes don't need a vacation I mean they can't go around figting ALL the time. Everyone needs down time and if that down time involves them serving me and giving me pleasure I see nothing wrong with it.

Sarai said...

Katie your going down if you helping the enemy steal my menz. however, if they are stealing Michael and or Colin I will totally help *wink*

Ana said...

LOL, this is too funny and creative!!! But I am keeping my heroes with me, on the DIK island! :)

Katie(babs) said...

Save Michael from CJ and steal Roarke from MK.

Aymless said...

The HLO will attempt to liberate all heroes and bring them to OUR island. There will be a grand party after each rescue (drinking, dancing and... uh... stuff *wink* wink*)

Everyone is welcome! But you have share!!!

Kristie (J) said...

ROTFL - HLO - I love it!!!! Although I don't know about the liberating from one island to only be held on another one *g*.
They will be kind of worn out won't they?

Aymless said...

Kristie(j) - We are not going keep our heroes captive (uh.. well not for long ^_~). The Get-Away is a hero "recovery" resort. Where heroes may rest and relax and enjoy our island amenities (me, Alice, our guests - fellow HLO members - and the natural spring water ^_^). When you are finished over on your island. Bring your boys over and we'll set them free and have BIG party!

little alys said...

It's about freedom! About kindness! No enslavement! Enslaving bad. Instead, we have spring water and chocolate for all! And surprises in store. Mwahahahahahahahaaha *cough cough*

Sarai said...

I need Rejar to be rescued from my hut in order to move another hero in. If you could arrange that I will leave him where ever you want to pick him up. Becareful he tends to scratch and cough up hairballs.

Aymless said...

Wheee... Our first rescue has come off without at hitch.

Rejar is now in his hut sulking and pouting because he was replaced. Please come by and cheer him up and let him know that we still love him ^_^

Tracy said...

Daemon Sadi - among my other heroes are loving my hut and by no means need to be "liberated" - they are not in slavery and there will be no enemy occupation allowed. Feel free to collect heroes that weren't picked.

Now heroes: Just because we couldn't fit you into our 7 rounds doesn't me we don't love you! Remember that. Oh, and you can sneak into my hut anytime. I have lots of rum!

Christine said...

LOL I love this!!
... hmmm... I hope our islands aren't too far from each other... I'd sure like to row over sometime and play! ;)


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